Ummm; Yeah, Stuff

If you see the above picture and have a puzzled look on your face then that's the same look I had thinking about how I should be writing this. Anywhore; welcome to another random Monday blog, your friendly neighborhood gamer here bringing you randomness from the internet and life in general as always. Honestly I had no clue what to write about today so I thought about just showing a movie but then i figured I would just touch on a bunch of random topics on my mind of late that  should fill the theme of random Monday blog quite nicely.

First up:

This dude never ceases to amaze me when he dances and this is truly a tribute befitting of the late great Michael Jackson. With his birthday coming up on August 29th its is a no brainer that the skill and spirit of the king of pop will live on for generations to come.

Secondly:

I WANT THIS FOOKING BOOMBOX NOAW!!!!! Been Subscribed to this guys account for a while and he always makes some funny video and just his overall personality is so likable. You can check out his channel and see if our tastes in comedy are similar but without a doubt this dude is a barrel of laughs. White people definitely know how to let loose and just have fun.

Finally:

I'll be the first to admit; i'm not exactly Mr. Patriotic so most things Jamaican don't always strike a strong connection with me but even though i long since gave up hope on local television this commercial continues to make me laugh every time i see it. Hell as i'm typing this up i have the video downloading so i can rip the audio to use on my phone as a ringtone. I just recently found out what the advertisement is about in all honesty because I got so lost in the cat character aka Fishbone from the commercial and his antics that the message was lost on me but I eventually got around to finding out. So that basically covers everything thats been on my mind recently that I can remember...

It's ok don't cry; we all know the blog had to come to a close at some point or another. Hey I know what will cheer you up; sharing the blog with all your friends and liking the blog's Facebook page which has so much content you will never be able to get through it all. Then after that you can follow us on Twitter and subscribe to our YouTube channel to keep you spirits up. If after all that it still saddens you that you have come to the end of this blog post then feel free to watch this movie courtesy of the kind people here at In The Mind Of My Mind.

PS. If you read this far also forgot to mention that I selected the winner of the 75% Discount coupon for Portal 2 on Steam. Sorry if you didn't win, better luck next time. Pardon any grammatical errors or such you encounter as my editor has resumed her scholarly duties and as such isn't available to help me anymore.

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Last I Checked Fat Didn't Discriminate...

You know what it is; Zalgo here again with another blog post. So grab your popcorn pull up your chair and take off your undies;.......ok maybe scratch that last one. So today we are gonna talk about something that has been on my mind recently that seems kinda unfair. This is the topic of gender discrimination when it comes on to body image; this wont be a long blog since i'm just going to touch on the topic cause I kinda wanna see what the feedback is like from y'all concerning the topic.

Now everyone knows there are pardon the pun but a pound and a half of different reasons why being fat isnt exactly the best of choices in life, nevertheless some people fall prey to genetics and as such tend to have to live with said fatness. No don't get me wrong here I don't have anything against fat people  as long as you aren't being excessive with it and ignoring your health completely; where I have a problem is the difference in discrimination that occurs. Why is it that a fat male may more than likely be ostracized or treated less favorably than a fat female? Are females that shallow in comparison to males who are more willing to get with a fat chick? Why is it that the male has to have life that much harder than the female of equal standing? Are we doomed to a life of having to worry about getting a six pack or looking like Channing Tatum to have hopes of finding love or getting laid? Speaking of Channing Tatum his new movie Magic Mike is a shining perpetuation of the aforementioned stereotype; sadly however I see no such movie for the female side of that rainbow.





So lets take a look individually at these two, still trying to keep this short by the way. So with the females men will be more willing to hook up with a fat/plus sized girl than a female will be to hook up with a guy; but why is that? Well lets see what we can list out some reasons:

1. There is a genre of porn dedicated to them. (Google BBW)
2. They got dat ass.
3. They got them titties.
4. They know how to cook well or know someone how can.
5. They give the best hugs.
6. If you can maneuver one around in sex you are considered a man.
7. They give good head.
8. They can defend themselves physically.
Etc, Etc, Etc,...So its pretty clear the ladies have a lot going on for them even though its a bit biased they are allowed to let themselves go and not face as harsh judgement as the males.





Now we look at the male side of the rainbow, what praises can we sing of them to sway more females into giving more of them a chance:
1. They are typically quite faithful.
2. Excellent chefs.
3. Last longer in bed.
4. Pay more attention to the woman's needs and seeks to please her to keep her.
5. His belly = your own personal, portable pillow
6. Weighty guys enjoy life more than thin men.
7. Heavier men are softer and more squeezable than skinny studs.
8. He'll never criticize your weight or your food portions.

Etc, Etc, Etc...See; even the plus sized men deserve to have a chance at a loving relationship, speaking as a past plus sized fellow please give the men the time of day. A six pack and what not isn't always the best of foundations for a relationship; a picture maybe but not a relationship...not saying that's all you ladies base it on but just an example. Plus sized men already have it hard enough trying to impress the modern woman without them making it harder by not at least giving them the time of day and a proper opportunity.

Well that's my rant for today; whether or not you agree or disagree feel free to comment your thoughts. I should probably reiterate that this was just a rant and not an expose in bashing females rights to choose or the preferences or belittling plus sized men as i'm sure there are a fair portion out there probably getting more pussy than a lot of average sized men. So ill just leave you with the awesomeness that is a fatter man...

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