Monday, December 10, 2012

Because Bigger Is Better?

BAM!!! In Yo Face!!!!! *dies laughing uncontrollably* Hey guys welcome back to another Monday blog post winding down to the end of the year and I realize we haven't had a sexy time talk in a while. So today we are going to be talking about that wonderful topic of sex in relation to the age old question if size matters. Be ye warned this is #NSFW and will escalate quickly. Now I know it might be a bit difficult to pay attention considering the pic above but try to focus with me and lets get through this blog post. So ladies before gentlemen as they say...

Whether its that ass, vagina or breasts all women face scrutiny on some level in regards to their size. Based on the law of proportions the average female is blessed in one of these three areas but very rarely ever all three. When dealing with a woman this reigns true for various reasons:


Breasts: From days long ago big breasted women were seen as desirable due to big breasts symbolizing fertility. This concept has been passed down through the ages which I would surmise as a reason why nine out of ten breasts are fondled and sucked similar to when a baby feeds. Granted that in life you can have too much of a good thing but usually when your blessed they call it just that for a reason, because its a blessing not everyone has. So cherish your big boobies; bad back pain and all ladies.

Ass: A nice ass is similar to a nice pair of boobs except it has no specific functional use as with the breasts and fertility; its simply aesthetically pleasing. A similar example of this can be seen in the wild where Baboons highlight their posterior as a means of appealing or surrendering to each other. For example, the buttocks of a female in heat will swell so the male knows that she is ready to mate. This might be a stretch but evolutionary theory dictates that we are evolved from the same gene pool as monkeys so could this be an evolutionary trait that is innately passed on in our species?

Vagina: One of the rare cases where bigger is not necessarily better as the smaller and firmer the hole the more enjoyable the sex is for both parties involved. This is pretty much a no brainer however there needs to be a balance between having a small hole but yet have it be accommodating enough to accept any visitors that may come its way. Not much else to say on that but as always feel free to add any viewpoints I might have missed.


The almighty dick; the primary source of the question that brought you all here today. Does size matter? Some would have you think that it doesn't and its just the motion in the ocean that counts but i'm here to tell you it damn well matters. Now granted no one is saying you need a monster cock as pictured above even though most guys suffer from penis envy and wish they did. For the most part though its just an ego booster for men to know that the size of their member is impressive and gets that epic OMG face from females when they see it for the first time. For the most part though good sex comes down to the woman and how she feels about her partner and how well her hole accommodates her partner because it is that much harder to satisfy a woman's body if you haven't satisfied her mind as well. Granted though you need ideally a 5-6 inch penis to typically pleasure a woman but their are always exceptions to the rule most will say which is where the motion in the ocean viewpoint comes from. This is why men have to work so hard at sex sometimes to make up for the area they lack in so to speak. So for those of you that have erection issues or are less than three inches when hard you might want to work on your foreplay and oral skills.

Definitely sucks that men got the shitty end of the stick as there isn't much you can do to change or improve a small penis if that's what you end up with short of getting surgery done. Women have life a bit easier as they can work on the feature they want to improve on  as well as have surgery as an option. Oh well good luck and God speed in all your sexual encounters; and ladies...


December 10, 2012 at 11:08 PM

bombo o.o

December 10, 2012 at 11:10 PM

Even if you are blessed with size no matter in which area you still cannot depend on it alone. You at least need to learn how to use it.

December 10, 2012 at 11:41 PM

The OMG face matters ur wife she would say watever to make u happy

December 12, 2012 at 9:08 AM

LOL good going on this post boss. And you missed the point where the male size and the woman haffi mesh, if she big and him normal sized she ago claim him too small

December 12, 2012 at 9:21 AM

lol alluded to that when I said "For the most part though good sex comes down to the woman and how she feels about her partner and how well her hole accommodates her partner because it is that much harder to satisfy a woman's body if you haven't satisfied her mind as well."

December 12, 2012 at 9:22 AM


December 12, 2012 at 9:22 AM

true or you could be incredibly blessed and end up wid a girl that cums buckets from just insertion

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