Monday, June 25, 2012

Time Fi Tun Up The Pum Pum Dem




-cue the fanfare music- Ladies and gentlemen welcome to another random Monday blog, won't be keeping you too long today as I have a tournament I wanna practice for so need to make time for that. Wanted to write this blog earlier but with international "No Panty Day" and some other matters that took place I had to postpone it. Anywhore today we will be looking at one of the latest phrases to sweep the island of Jamaica. As you should have maybe surmised by now i'm referring to the above music video entitled Pum Pum Tun Up (Turn Up). Now I know I have some readers from across the waters and this may not exactly make much sense to you so I will try to take the time to explain a bit before we get to the meat of the matter so to speak. In my tiny island of Jamaica just like anywhere else we have slang words cast around in our culture as I am sure you do as well; here in Jamaica one of the slang words for a vagina is 'pum pum'. As such when females or males refer to a pum pum that has been, how you say deemed turned up then they are talking about the quality of the pum pum from a wide variety of categories. Whether it may be tight, sticky, meaty, tasty, etc. Granted this is a term of endearment when directed at a lady but some falsely seek to claim that the pum pum in question is truly in fact "tun up". We all know that every vagina is basically different and special in its own way but they all at some point or another share basic qualities. Here is a picture with just a few types that someone has taken the liberty to expound on:
For the full breakdown of each vagina from 1-30 go to: 
http://www.rooshv.com/30-types-of-pussy

So as you can clearly see there are lots and lots of types of vaginas. Just recently it was international no panties day on June 22nd and ladies the world over celebrated and joined the movement to show off their special place to the world. Now as great a day as this is some participation was over exaggerated by certain ladies and as such they weren't necessarily qualified to be that proud showing off their goods. As such various mediums came forward to make it known just exactly what criteria needed to be met and what determines if the pum pum in question is 'tun up'. Shoutouts to  and  aka Trabass_TV for their comedic and truthful views on the subject matter of their video. Hopefully my foreign readers will have no issue understanding.



With that lil tidbit out of the way lets get back on track; back to the turning up of the pum pum. I don't how this came to be so popular or when girls stopped using the car types to grade their pussies; with terms Benz punnany and Taxi punnany, but it is clear that they have no moved on. Typically with slang it is open to a wide variety of uses and interpretation but lets see if we can narrow down a clear cut criteria to base using the term 'pum pum tun up' for. Sadly i'm noticing that there is seemingly no clear cut negative term for the turning up of the pum pum but I guess logic would say that its a turned down pum pum I guess. Somehow it doesn't seem to have the same power behind it and I guess that is why every one is throwing around the term loosely. This is where our next video comes into play to help breakdown some of the do's and don'ts of a pum pum weh tun up; pardon the patois I just got tired of trying to say that in proper English.



With all that said and done I hope we have all learnt something whether you are male or female and you can effectively classify the quality of any pum pum in question and educate other on the subject matter as well. As always thanks for reading if you made it this far and hopefully you were entertained somewhere in between the top of the page and this last word here...


P.S. OK so I lied about that being the last word; if you didn't enjoy the blog though here is a smiley face just for you ^_^. Bitches love smiley faces....

8 comments

Anonymous
June 26, 2012 at 9:07 PM

As u said, just an in season slang that will pass over soon. A thief ain't gonna call himself a thief so y should a lady with a 'tun down pum pum' say so...lol!! I for one don't toot my horn, coz I cant sex myself and don't know what a man feeling in there. Plus guess what, people lie, I'd prolly said great night to a hostess when I was bored throughout and would have rathered be in bed...but hey, who wanna toot horn gwaan, unu pum pum tun up fi chue..lol!!

ciao!!

June 26, 2012 at 10:13 PM

lol i see ur logic so i guess the responsibilityis on the male to inspect the pum pum for substantial evidence to show that it is indeed tun up

June 28, 2012 at 8:59 PM

oh? and how long they think it gonna tun up for?
and how much money they think they gonna get after the guy done with them

June 28, 2012 at 9:19 PM

lol well i guess its just like a good car weh u haffi maintain and take good care of

Neesy
June 28, 2012 at 9:39 PM

well mi nuh care wat ppl say but fi mi pum pum tun up

June 28, 2012 at 9:45 PM

lol amen sistah

Renie
June 29, 2012 at 3:44 PM

Pum Pum Tun up!!!!!!!!!!! Just felt like shouting that :D

June 29, 2012 at 3:59 PM

lol i'm sure it is very empowering for a woman to take confidence in the capabilities of the quality of her vagina. so hopefully you are being truthful in your declaration...lol

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