Monday, May 28, 2012

Be Nice And Clean...

Time for that Monday blog; today I find myself wanting to talk about shaving for a bit.In The interest of being fair I will touch on both the male and female side of things as usual. Shaving has grown into more or less a fundamental aspect of personal hygiene in today's modern society but seemingly some people seem to not share that common knowledge. Now contrary to popular belief shaving doesn't mean you have to literally shave everything off; you can simply view it as a simple act of grooming where you cut your relevant hair down to a more manageable and presentable level.

So you should pretty much guess what we will touch on first; that Va Jay Jay. Women I cannot stress enough how important this is for so many different reasons, as I mentioned before you don't have to clean it all off if you have reasons to be against it but the bush must be managed. Whether for presentation or for use, a shaved pussy if much more practical than a hairy pussy. Presentation wise if you are going to the beach in your bikini or just having sex and wanna look appealing to your partner it is advised that you sort that shit out. Granted that is not the only area that may require shaving but i'm touching on it first as its probably the most important in relation to others. Being as we are all about educating and reinforcing knowledge to the masses here on Zalgo Cometh here is some useful information about hair removal in general.

With so many options both in styles and methods there really isn't any reason why you should be against it. When I say methods I mean whether option you choose to exercise to get rid of the hair:
  1. Depilation is the removal of the part of the hair above the surface of the skin. The most common form of depilation is shaving or trimming. Another option is the use of chemical depilatories, which work by breaking the disulfide bonds that link the protein chains that give hair its strength.
  2. Epilation is the removal of the entire hair, including the part below the skin. Methods include waxing, sugaring, epilation devices, lasers, threading, intense pulsed light or electrology. Hair is also sometimes removed by plucking with tweezers.
As far as styles go those range from just trimming it low, to a landing strip, to a Brazilian; hell you can switch it up if you are one for versatility. As far as usage plain and simple when going down on a girl the less hair down there the better so I think that should be sufficient motivation to manage your front lawn ladies. As an added incentive you will be less likely to be in pain should your pubic hair intertwine with your partner's or on your clothes. Not to mention if you are feeling adventurous you can go the extra mile and get yourself Vajazzled...

With all that being said be it not perceived that I am trying to force anyone into a life of constant hair removal care all i'm saying is take care of your property and don't let it grow wild and free. I know I probably went overboard talking about women when I said I would talk about men as well but plain and simple it really is a woman oriented activity. As far as men go shaving revolves around the groin, beard, and underarm; only men that shave elsewhere are usually athletes or male models. Men tend to feel a bit odd about shaving anything besides their beard and underarm, but alas there is a big reason that all men should probably consider for shaving their groin area. IT MAKES YOUR DICK LOOK BIGGER!!!!! Granted the reasons I mentioned before for females more or less also apply to men but this is the only reason men need to concern themselves with. Personally I am neither for or against shaving clean or trimming as both can be appreciated in their own right. Plainly put as far as leg hair is concerned whether smooth or hairy its not an issue because that doesn't really have a practical need or application, its just aesthetics. Well that is it for us here at Zalgo Cometh, hope you enjoyed the usual Monday rant and in the process gained a bit of knowledge that you can utilize in your life.


May 28, 2012 at 11:42 PM

As far as women are concerned (at least) trimming the front lawn is a necessity I hate seeing hairy women its just gross! I could be on death row and that shit would have to be waxed (clean). For men having a shaved crotch says to a woman "Put mouth hair" I would never go down on a guy with hairy junk.

May 30, 2012 at 1:05 AM

not really gross but less appealing probably cause aint no guy i know that gonna turn down getting pussy just because its a bit hairy than normal. lol. men take note the ladies dont like going down on hairy

May 30, 2012 at 5:50 PM

very interesting blog. and the soung is "shit" not "shaving cream" i think lol

May 30, 2012 at 10:54 PM

Nope definitely didnt hear him say shit once; but i know i heard shaving

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