Tuesday, September 6, 2011

The Age Old Question...

Breasts vs. Booty

Hai Hai; we have assembled together yet again for the acquisition of knowledge and entertainment. Welcome to another fun filled Monday blog here on Zalgo Cometh. Today we seek to tackle the age old question that has been a controversial topic of debate from both genders. Which has superiority; breasts or booty? You may think this is a question only men ponder, but even women have insecurities about which is better and how to be more appealing in general if needed. So lets jump right into it because there can only be one...

random vid reference for the win


Boobies, breasts, gazungas, puppies, dirty pillows; the list goes on and on. Just like most things in life they come in varying shapes and sizes; ranging from AA - K in the UK while in EU it ranges from A - R. Breasts also vary in terms of aerola to breast ratio and nipple size; in my humble opinion breasts are primarily for feeding kids and as such many may feel conflicted seeing them in a sexual light. However from childhood to adulthood we as men associate the breasts with the stigma of fertility or healthiness of sorts, which is usually the main factor why find men tend like sizable breasts over the smaller variety. This leads to another question of quality or quantity; but we will leave that for your own mind to decide for another time. 


Ass, booty, ba-dunka-dunk, junk in the trunk; this list also goes on and on. The popularity of ass dates back to the days of slavery, when the whites came to Africa and saw the beautiful black females with their shapely figures in comparison to their own women. They were instantly drawn to the openness of their garments and the shapely allure of their figure. Continuing along the path of history more and more women tried to attain this 'look' of wide hips and bountiful posterior through the use of something called a corset. Even seen more and popularized in mainstream media in previous and current media with the likes of Jennifer Lopez, Beyonce Knowles, and Nicki Minaj. In this day and age the majority is now seemingly more booty based than breast based seeing both males and females having a want of bigger posterior measurements.

Gotta say personally I am partial to the big butts and I cannot lie. Don't have anything against the ladies that can only highlight the breasts they have; its just a personal preference mostly in the sexual sense of wanting to smack the ass or see how well her underwear can support and fit her massive butt cheeks. Just the thought of gripping all that booty meat firmly in your palms, controlling every movement of her body, holding her tightly to you....ok let me stop before my imagination goes to far. Anyways which side of the fence are you on? Team Ass or Team Tits? Vote and comment your opinions; oh and check out this explanation behind the topic, it seemingly makes pretty good sense; see if it convinces you as well...

P.S. You Cannot Pick Both You Must Have Your Allegiance To One Side Or Another!!!!!


September 6, 2011 at 1:14 AM

LOLi want balance ^_^

September 6, 2011 at 1:20 AM

u obviously didnt see the p.s. note at the end or u just greedy and want too much out of life.

September 6, 2011 at 1:46 AM

I want balance too but its a hard decision to choose cause big breast n big booty cause too much attention n has both its ups n downs. but if i had to choose i choose ass cause big breast hurts alot.... BUT I WANT A BALANCE, I WANT CLOTHES TO FIT.

September 11, 2011 at 8:34 PM

poll on Which Do You Prefer? ended with 8 votes for ass and 2 votes for breasts.

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