Monday, August 1, 2011

Kama Sutra Ain't Got Nothing On These Guys



Wow; can't believe its Monday already, today is technically a public holiday here in Jamaica and i'm not much in the mood for writing today's random blog, so ill keep this short and just give some knowledge out instead of the usual rant. I'm sure we have all at some point or another heard of the Kama Sutra. For those that don't know you, the Kama Sutra is an ancient Indian Hindu text widely considered to be the standard work on human sexual behavior in Sanskrit literature written by Vātsyāyana. A portion of the work consists of practical advice on sexual intercourse. Contrary to popular perception, especially in the western world, Kama sutra is not an exclusive sex manual. My mind was already set on talking about sexual positions today so figured would just drop some knowledge concerning that as well. However today's blog will cover various sexual positions; feel free to try some or all of the ones mentioned or referred to. Proceed no further in your reading/watching if you are easily offended...




Now as much as those may or may not be new to some, I happened to stumble across a list of sexual positions that I think very few have seen and even less have tried even after seeing it. Be warned though these are certainly not for the timid or weak of heart. Whether applicable or not its an interesting read to say the least. Here are my top three picks from that list as far as creativity go:

1) The Angry Dragon - You’re getting head from a girl who doesn't want you to bust in her mouth, so she tells you to let her know before you’re about to bust. As she’s doing her work, just before you bust, hold her head down, bust your nut in her mouth, so it comes out her nose.


2) Ray Bans a.k.a. Arabian Sunglasses - Put your nuts over her eye sockets while getting head. 




3)Footjob Like a handjob, but with feet.




All I can say is best of luck to anyone who wants to go ahead and attempt these with their lover at the time. If you are curious for the full list of sexual positions click this link here ---> Sexual Positions be sure to comment which is your pick for favorite or most outrageous from the full list.

6 comments

Renie
August 3, 2011 at 1:15 AM

UHhhhhh Okie ur 1st suggestion jus gona smh n leave it at that bt interesting thou tanx 4 d tips :D

August 3, 2011 at 1:18 AM

lol no prob, knowledge is power; use it or lose it...

Neesy
August 4, 2011 at 1:55 PM

all those 3 position needs help but ok. lol

Neesy
August 4, 2011 at 3:15 PM

All if not most of these positions are horrible, they hurt the girl or kill them or and putting the female rase to shame shattering our dignity. these are horrble people who are doing wickied acts to females they have sex with.

From the "T" list i like:
Tabletop Once your girl is naked, throw her on the table and fuck her hard and fast while you are standing on the ground. This way you can watch her boobs shake with the action and she can watch your dick go in and out. Extra bonus if you can get another girl to lick and slap your ass while you’re at it!

A tea bag being performed on a girl's forehead Tea bag As you are sitting on a girl's face, repeatedly dip your nut sack in and out of her mouth, similar to a tea bag in a cup of hot water. An old favorite.
'Variations Ballcuzzi It’s like a teabag, but you get the girl to put warm water in her mouth and gargle. Dip your balls in for a ballcuzzi.

Pixie Same as a tea bag, but right before dipping your ball in the person mouth, you dip them in sugar and then in their mouth.

The Missionary You slip your penis into and out of the woman while she's lying on her back, with you on top. Eventually, the friction will cause you to ejaculate. This is unsuitable (and unobtainable) for the 18-year-old university freshman dipshits who find anything else in this list funny.

its sad that this is all i approve of in that long list of sex positions. Whoever put this list together gives sex a bad name and thing to do.

August 4, 2011 at 7:32 PM

Tabletop sounds nice

August 5, 2011 at 9:12 PM

poll on Which Do You Prefer? 6 voted Varying Positions To Spice Things Up and 1 person voted Never Had Sex So I Dunno.

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