Is It That Time?

Before you get your panties all up in a bunch, this is just a forum for social commentary on an issue that is seemingly on the rise; comment as you wish but its all just talking because none of us have any power to change any of the circumstances surrounding this issue on any significant scale currently. So this recently Happened...

If you didn't know that is Darren Young Professional Sports Entertainer in the WWE and one half of the Prime Time Players. Last week he made the bold decision to as they term it come out of the closet and it has been a media frenzy since he has. Dial it back a 3 or 4 months ago and we also see basketball player Jason Collins stepping out of the closet; albeit not as much a well know player as I am led to understand since he was mostly on the bench but a player in the NBA nonetheless. Coupling that with also celebrity child star Raven symone following suit after the overturn of The Defense of Marriage Act and confirming her lesbian orientation one can't help but wonder if this is the year of the gays. I'm sure we all remember her from her days on "The Cosby Show" and in recent years the tv show "That's So Raven". No ill intent meant in my words just honestly didn't know how else to put it. 

Sadly however in this life where there is good there is also bad as just recently there were multiple cases in the news here in my little island of Jamaica. Notorious for being one of the most homophobic countries in the world, Jamaica has long been the subject of many criticisms by the Lesbian and Gay community at large. Most prominently for the fact that we actually have a law here that prohibits the act of buggery aka 'anal intercourse'. This has recently been a heated issue as talks are/were taking place to try and get the law revoked on the terms that it breaches rights guaranteed under the Charter of Fundamental Rights and Freedoms which was enacted in 2011. As on would expect the churches don't take too kindly to things of this nature so both the people and religious leaders are up in arms to protest this. In light of the tragic killing of a transgendered youth in the Montego Bay area of the island one can only wonder how much longer people will be able to hide behind religion as there justification for dealing with gays in this manner. To think his choice to go to a 'straight' party got him beaten, stabbed, shot and run over by a car when he showed up at a street party dressed as a woman. I don't think we as a country can justify these things anymore just under the guise of quoting the bible  and following through on vigilante justice.

As the days, weeks, months, years roll by more and more countries worldwide are opening their hearts to the plight of the gay community at large and legalizing gay marriage. I feel like as a country we should at the very least by now be able to tolerate the idea of gays and lesbians and not be so violently against them. I know its too much to ask of Jamaica to completely be accepting of the Lesbian and Gay community but the wanton disregard for the law of the land and resorting to vigilante justice is no way to conduct ourselves as a nation. In this age of technology and exposure to all that is taking place in the world we have no excuse as a nation to be letting these type of things happen with no one to be held accountable for the loss of human life. In that same breath the lesbian and gay community needs to be wary of where they are and act accordingly to the laws of the land if you can't its in your best interest to migrate, seek asylum or never be found out of your true sexual nature.

It sucks that you may have to pretend to be something you are not or feel uncomfortable but for now I implore you to think first and realize the location and situation you are in and make conscious choices to put your safety first above all else. Most Jamaicans are tolerant of gays as long as they have a little doubt towards their sexual orientation but once the cat is out the bag all hell breaks loose. God he knows the last thing this country needs is to have international fallout over this issue and get boycotted and blacklisted by other more open and tolerant countries that we do business with. Just remember that you aren't breaking the law if you are not suspected or actually caught in the act of buggery; this also applies to vigilante justice against gays so bear this in mind while visiting/living in Jamaica. Cause this might be the only compromise that we can hope for in this day and age. At least then maybe we can all just get along...

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Step Yo Game Up If You Want A Better Prize...

So a couple weeks back I wrote a blog talking about women and what they want from a man. Granted it was quite the long winded expose of sorts but we somehow got through it in one piece; you can go check it if you haven't seen it here: http://zalgocometh.blogspot.com/2013/05/the-dilemma-of-nice-guy.html. With that being said on today's random blog-post I figured I would talk about the similar topic but from a different angle I have been thinking of. So I been thinking a lot about life and companionship and how as humans we really don't exist on this world to end up alone and without someone to compliment our personality and being as individuals. Sadly however this seems to have  become near impossible or at the very least increasingly difficult with each generation that passes. Whether this is due to feminism, a change in societal views or maybe we as men have lost sight of what a man should be and and woman should be but something has gone very awry. This current state of affairs leaves men asking the above "just what do these women really want from us?" but in reality we are more wondering why don't they want what we expect them to want?

Lets take it back for a second; kick it old school for a bit. Granted the olden ways may or may not be the best ways but if there wasn't some truth to the saying then it wouldn't exist in the first place. So back in the days of time long ago when we had kings and queens and prince and princess's and peasants and paupers; ok you get the idea . Back in medieval times granted women were somewhat repressed and not afforded most the opportunities men were but these were simpler times when all a man had to do was prove his valor to earn his fair maiden's hand in marriage; well that or slay a dragon I guess but ain't no body got time for that. Fast forward to the age of the 60's when it was all peace and love all around and people were way open and upfront with drugs, peace and love. There weren't really any rules or mixed messages you were just either down with the flower power or you were a square who was just a lackey for the government and against freedom.This was probably where the age of female empowerment and feminism started kicking off and would forever change the gender roles for years to come.

Salt N Pepa - Independent by jpdc11

So with feminism empowering women all the round world we saw a dramatic change in women and how they saw their roles in society. Somewhere along the line women started wanting to not only be treated equally but also allowed the same tendencies as men. Essentially becoming what they saw as a man and having that level of equality in their head. We see cases of this in the media such as the song above shows compound that with the thought with this new found independence and freedom the woman no longer even needs a man because she feels she runs shit and was truly meant to be a strong independent woman. Now i'm not saying there is nothing wrong with a woman wanting to have equal rights and self worth but I think when it gets to the stage where you feel you don't need or what a man or that none are out there for you that you need to realize that there is much fuckery afoot. Just because you are afforded some of the things men had over the years does not disavow the fact that at your core you are a woman and are held at such the standards that are what define a woman. As such men will still try to hold the door open for you at times or see you as the fairer sex and want to shelter and protect you. It is not an insult or a ploy to downplay your independence and strength because we as men all have and love our mothers so respect is always due in some way or another. So lets look at some of the things men hope for/expect from women.

No mind games, no second guessing, no hints just be open and upfront. All the years of feminism and equality talks and you want us to believe you don't have the confidence to this day to speak up? Nah; ain't nobody got time for that. If you are a blessed woman who actually knows what she wants you really shouldn't be downplaying your uniqueness and lowering yourself to the common woman's status. This is quite possibly one of the sexiest things a woman can do; when she exudes confidence she basically confuses the guy cause he is more than likely not used to a woman being like that; essentially being the hunter and not the hunted. Just know that the onus is on you to not only get but also hold on to the good in the man that you see and want for yourself. Once you accomplish this and essentially have secured your man you will bring out the best in him continually and he will do so with you continually to ensure both parties involvement and happiness. If you want something serious say you want something serious, if you want a fuck buddy then say you want a fuck buddy. Take nothing for granted and explain everything and you will see the quality of your life with men increase I guaran-damn-tee it. This is your first step to being more than a woman...

Once you have begun your journey to secure the man you so desire you have the maintenance aspect to ascertain. At the end of the day a mans desires or goals for interaction with a woman are usually pretty clear. He either wants sex, wants to be just friends, or wants to be friends until he can get sex with minimal complications. As such there isn't much guessing that needs to be done on the woman's part in terms of what it takes to keep and/or please your man; so this is why I feel the onus of the relationship initiation process should fall primarily with the female to ascertain whether or not her intended male is worthy of such from her. From there she can help the man to shape and improve himself to be the perfect match for her and she can provide the love and devotion he needs from her. You don't need the distractions of what is around you or may appeal to you because that will only lead to problems; people say they need space from their partner all the time which I think is dumb. If that's the case why the hell did you bother getting a partner if your space is that important to you in the first place. They say the devil finds work for idle hands but I say if you have your hands all around your partner loving them then what else you gonna go find time for?

Let me try to wrap this all up and hope I haven't confused and lost you by now. You know that saying if you think it you can achieve it? Well as cliche as that sounds its actually a reality but the problem is that figuring out what a lady wants when you aren't one is a tricky game. Most women either aren't sure what they really need or want a mid balance which is hard to achieve. They want a respectful man but in the same breath want a strong authoritative man who will tell them what to do but still somehow not ignore what it is that they want in the process. They want a man that will listen to them rant and complain but at the same time not point out the flaws and fallacies of what they are complaining about. they want a man who is great at sex but also respectful of her body and when it is she wants to have sex or not even though a man has a much higher sex drive than a woman in most cases. The list goes on and on, balance isn't impossible in some cases but have you ever tried balancing a father on a needle? that shit ain't easy; so I feel its better to eliminate the second guessing and just let the man know straight up what it is he is getting himself into and working towards securing for himself and his future. Let him know what he is making a decision towards putting up with for the future to come. Courting is most definitely still a man's responsibility but the onus is on the woman to guide and give feedback along the way to show that whatever effort the man is to make is abundantly worthwhile and necessary because you are more than a woman. 

So basically if tldr; watch from the 1:13 mark cause it will eliminate a lot of the unnecessary relationship head games:

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The Times Are A Changing

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A Woman Who Understands?

Yup its definitely feeling like one of those days. Had semi kinda promised to do a follow up to this blog post I made about what makes a good girlfriend so to speak; you can find that here (http://zalgocometh.blogspot.com/2013/02/precisely-perfect-partner.html). Sadly however I couldn't find a female open enough and willing enough to share her experiences so I had kind of put it off. To my surprise I stumble upon today while surfing the interwebs, an old video a girl had made giving females out there some sound advice as to how to be good women to their men. This video has been circling the internet for a bit now and sparks heated controversy wherever it goes. Men everywhere mostly love it and females everywhere mostly hate it; so I figured why not share it on my blog and see if I can't get some people to talk about it and maybe even educate some females on how simple it can be to please/keep a man. So without further adieu I present for your viewing pleasure...

Feel free to send this video or the blog post itself to any and everyone you feel will have an opinion. I got to admit that I have a hard time disputing what she is saying as a man; plus she is the one saying these things not a man or a man forcing her to. This may not be concrete advice that works for every man in the world but i'll be damned if it wont work for most of us. The interesting thing about this video is that, its not like its a man saying this stuff but a woman so its not like we as a gender are being sexist or selfish. This female genuinely believes what she is saying and a lot of men out there downright agree and support her words 150%. In keeping with the knowledge being dropped on the ladies tonight as well as this being an outlet for any man reading to direct other ladies to a source of knowledge they can accept or reject. Here is a list a friend of mine made from a male standpoint of things that go through a guys mind in a relationship:

"Why men avoid dating Hot women.....Disadvantages Of Dating A Beautiful Woman"

10) Other men will try to sleep with her.

While you can hopefully trust that your friends won't try to get her in the sack, distant colleagues and casual acquaintances are another matter. Unlike your buddies, they don't owe you any loyalty, and may not respect the fact that your girlfriend is, well, your girlfriend.
Their primal instincts will take over and they won't be able to stop themselves from putting the moves on her when your back is turned. Actually, some of them may not even wait that long.

9) You'll fight with guys you don't even know.

This brings me to my second point. If another man starts to put the moves on your woman, and you tell him to back off, and he doesn't, things may get ugly. Even if you were formerly a pacifist, and a gentleman, the male attention that your woman will constantly garner will have you learning Muay Thai in no time.

8) You'll become jealous and possessive.

So, you're not the jealous type? Think again; this woman will turn you green in no time. Even if she is 100% faithful, the fact that good-looking guys are always ogling her and talking to her will drive you nuts. Pretty soon, you may find yourself not wanting her to talk to anyone but you, which will eventually drive her nuts. Brace yourself, my friend.

7) No one will notice you in her presence.
When the two of you make an entrance, others may not even notice that you are there at all. Everyone's eyes will be on her, and you will inevitably fall into oblivion. If you aren't the insecure, attention-seeking type, this may not bother you. In fact, you'll just be proud that the object of everyone's attention is there with you.
On the other hand, if you always have to be the man of the hour, you may become resentful of the fact that she is constantly stealing the spotlight. Unless, of course, you are incredibly handsome, in which case, people will ogle both of you equally.

6) People will assume that she wants you for your money.

While men are trying to pick their tongues up from off the floor and women are looking for a flaw of hers to dwell on, they will invariably start to talk about her and the guy she's with (that's you).
Unfortunately, the first thing they will likely assume is that you're loaded, which is why you've got a sweet woman on your arm. It doesn't matter whether or not this is actually the case; people love to gossip.

5) She can easily manipulate you.

The next thing people will think is that she has you under her thumb (poor guy). The worst part? Maybe she does. Think that that would never happen to you? Don't be so sure.
Do you find yourself obliging her every request just because she flashes that incredible smile of hers your way? Does she get away with everything? Watch out. Although it may be your pleasure now, if you are always the one doing things for her, and she never appreciates or reciprocates these actions, you will soon grow resentful of her.

4) It will be harder to trust her.

This leads nicely into my next point. And that is: it is harder to trust a hot chick than an average-looking chick because a hot chick can usually get whatever she desires, whether it's another man or another pair of shoes.
You may spend your time away from her wondering what she's up to, and whether or not she has your best interests at heart, or merely her own. You will wonder whether or not it is even possible for her to go out with her girlfriends and not pick up some guys along the way.

3) You'll be insecure.

While you are wondering whether or not she is trustworthy, that annoying little voice in your head that always gets you to second-guess yourself will emerge and tell you that your doubts are indeed well-founded and that she is out to do you harm.
You will start to call her constantly, even in the middle of the night, and show up wherever she is "just to say hi." No, she won't find it sweet; she'll find it sick.

2) Her ego could be a problem.

A really hot chick who doesn't know how hot she is is hard to find. Chances are that your woman has been complimented on her looks so many times that by now, her head is a little bigger than most girls'. In fact, she may be downright egotistical.
She may honestly think that she is the prettiest, smartest, most talented, most fun woman in the room... all the time. Can you honestly deal with someone like that?

1) You may stay with her for the wrong reasons.

You may become blinded by her looks that you overlook (no pun intended) any serious personality flaws that she may have. You will find yourself justifying the fact that she is an egomaniac, or unfaithful, for example, just so you can stay with her.
In writing this, I am by no means saying that you should date dogs exclusively, or anything. I am merely pointing out the most widely experienced drawbacks of dating a hot sexy fuckable woman, so that when you do, you are aware of them and are thus less likely to fall prey to her charms. If you remember to keep your sense of pride and self-esteem about you, and refuse to let her even think for a second that she can walk all over you, you will be able to enjoy your hot gal without getting caught up in any of the unpleasant scenarios mentioned above.

Men near and far at some point or another have experienced one or more of these and as such this list both serves to remind us men what we should not get caught up in the heat of the moment as well as help explain to women what our thought process is like in regards to such tings. In any case these are the opinions of other people out there so don't hate me for sharing this outlook with you but you can surely thank me if you agree along with on some level or another. Drop a comment below and be sure to send this blog and future blog posts  to others as well so the knowledge can wash over them as well.

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Because Bigger Is Better?

BAM!!! In Yo Face!!!!! *dies laughing uncontrollably* Hey guys welcome back to another Monday blog post winding down to the end of the year and I realize we haven't had a sexy time talk in a while. So today we are going to be talking about that wonderful topic of sex in relation to the age old question if size matters. Be ye warned this is #NSFW and will escalate quickly. Now I know it might be a bit difficult to pay attention considering the pic above but try to focus with me and lets get through this blog post. So ladies before gentlemen as they say...

Whether its that ass, vagina or breasts all women face scrutiny on some level in regards to their size. Based on the law of proportions the average female is blessed in one of these three areas but very rarely ever all three. When dealing with a woman this reigns true for various reasons:

Women

Breasts: From days long ago big breasted women were seen as desirable due to big breasts symbolizing fertility. This concept has been passed down through the ages which I would surmise as a reason why nine out of ten breasts are fondled and sucked similar to when a baby feeds. Granted that in life you can have too much of a good thing but usually when your blessed they call it just that for a reason, because its a blessing not everyone has. So cherish your big boobies; bad back pain and all ladies.

Ass: A nice ass is similar to a nice pair of boobs except it has no specific functional use as with the breasts and fertility; its simply aesthetically pleasing. A similar example of this can be seen in the wild where Baboons highlight their posterior as a means of appealing or surrendering to each other. For example, the buttocks of a female in heat will swell so the male knows that she is ready to mate. This might be a stretch but evolutionary theory dictates that we are evolved from the same gene pool as monkeys so could this be an evolutionary trait that is innately passed on in our species?

Vagina: One of the rare cases where bigger is not necessarily better as the smaller and firmer the hole the more enjoyable the sex is for both parties involved. This is pretty much a no brainer however there needs to be a balance between having a small hole but yet have it be accommodating enough to accept any visitors that may come its way. Not much else to say on that but as always feel free to add any viewpoints I might have missed.

Men

The almighty dick; the primary source of the question that brought you all here today. Does size matter? Some would have you think that it doesn't and its just the motion in the ocean that counts but i'm here to tell you it damn well matters. Now granted no one is saying you need a monster cock as pictured above even though most guys suffer from penis envy and wish they did. For the most part though its just an ego booster for men to know that the size of their member is impressive and gets that epic OMG face from females when they see it for the first time. For the most part though good sex comes down to the woman and how she feels about her partner and how well her hole accommodates her partner because it is that much harder to satisfy a woman's body if you haven't satisfied her mind as well. Granted though you need ideally a 5-6 inch penis to typically pleasure a woman but their are always exceptions to the rule most will say which is where the motion in the ocean viewpoint comes from. This is why men have to work so hard at sex sometimes to make up for the area they lack in so to speak. So for those of you that have erection issues or are less than three inches when hard you might want to work on your foreplay and oral skills.

Definitely sucks that men got the shitty end of the stick as there isn't much you can do to change or improve a small penis if that's what you end up with short of getting surgery done. Women have life a bit easier as they can work on the feature they want to improve on  as well as have surgery as an option. Oh well good luck and God speed in all your sexual encounters; and ladies...

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Drama Seems To Be The Order Of The Day

ITS MONDAY!!!!!

So welcome back for another blog post. How have you all been? Did you miss me? I missed me; I miss me a lot. I think i'm starting to forget the me that I think that I thought that I thought I was once. Anywhore I really don't have a topic I want to talk about; was contemplating talking about the whole Mr. Vegas and his ex-girlfriend situation but honestly I feel like its really not that important and I don't want to contribute to all the hype. However since I don't have a main topic at hand I will just post this here for your listening pleasure to hear the woman's side of the story from her sister and herself since Mr. Vegas's side is pretty much public knowledge. Yes I know i'm a dirty dirty hypocrite but I rather do that than not have a blog post for you all...^_^

Click the link -----> http://thehypelifemag.com/2012/10/05/audio-mr-vegas-baby-mother-shellian-mcbayne-reveals-her-side-of-their-infidelity-story/

The situation as always boils down to he said she said so in due fairness ill just post this here so you can hear his side in-case you have no idea what all this drama is.

Click the link -----> http://thehypelifemag.com/2012/10/07/video-mr-vegas-breaks-down-reveals-infidelity-story-about-his-baby-mother-shellian-mcbayne/

So basically that's my reaction after both of those articles.

Both parties involved are wrong either way but I think Vegas kinda has blown the situation out of proportion. Yeah she wrong for doing what she did in his house but he ain't the first dude to get cheated on. Plus it ain't look good that he supposedly well know to be a cheater himself so its like karma has come full circle. Always sucks when misunderstandings happen and people fail to communicate effectively but oh well, people are choosing their sides and anxiously waiting to see if that sex tape comes to light. until such time I will be here playing video games as always. Your friendly neighbourhood Gamer; Zalgo Cometh signing off; reminding you to remember that...

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Do You Remember That One Time At Band Camp...

Random blog time peoples; interesting thought crossed my mind yesterday so I figured I would bring it up on the blog. Who here remembers their first time? Popping that cherry, scoring that first lay, and yes this is a question that applies to any form of sex. I am proud to say that I remember my first time having sex as well as my first time getting head. proud anal virgin here though so that's one thing I wont have to remember until i'm older and maybe end up doing a prostate exam. Anywhore; saw this funny video yesterday and its what sparked this week's Monday blog topic. Well that and laziness, been working seven days a week so im one tired ass dude but gotta be on that hustle all day everyday. *cue Rick Ross music*

I hope you had a memorable experience; not so much like his but a good memorable experience. I know typically men aren't as good as female remembering something like this as its usually a more emotionally attached moment for females. I remember mine because it was like the ultimate cliche virginity moment where the guy is more or less totally oblivious as to what he is supposed to be doing and kinda just bumbles his way through it. Yep fun times indeed, that was definitely a lesson well learned. From that day onward I realized one important life lesson: "FOREPLAY IS YOUR FRIEND". A lesson so integral that I am happy to have learned it in my youth instead of struggling to learn it in my now older years. Its never cool having an unsatisfied lady or conversely a man even though its way too easy to get a guy to cum. WAY TOO EASY!! Men got to do so much to satisfy a woman and protect their reputation in bed but its a burden we bear proudly and aim to please every woman who crosses our bed sheet. Got to bring your A game every everytime and make sure you have your own signature move...

What do you think? Do you have a signature move? Can you even remember losing your virginity?

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The Miseducation Of...

Hopefully you were patient and stuck around to be adequately rewarded. Now that I have your attention hi. Haven't had a chat with yall since last week Monday; didn't write up a game review blog this Friday past as I had many a circumstances to deal with. Anywhore; what will I talk about today? Can you guess what it is from the title...? Go ahead, give it a guess; i'll wait.

You ain't getting it so let me just tell you in four simple words; Things Porn Taught Me. As funny as it sounds most if not all males draw their sexual expertise from porn and then formulate their own prowess of the art as they gain proper exposure and experience. So I figured it would be fun to go through some of these things that we learn and adopted or learned to reject as we grew older. Feel free to comment ladies as I know men aren't the only ones out there watching porn but as always I mostly can only relate to you from the male POV (point-of-view).

1. Girls love to swallow cum when they give head: 

This one is such a big lie. for the most part its the opposite effect, in reality most girls do not enjoy swallowing cum. You got ladies that spit it out, you got ladies that don't even want you to cum in their mouth; hell you got girls out there that don't even want to try thinking about giving head much less actually doing it.

2. There is no such thing as pre-ejaculation:

Another lie that some have to learn the hard way. Pretty obvious mistake that us men make mostly the first time we have sex and have no idea of what it means to pace ourselves. Porn makes you think that you can just go on and on thrusting for hours upon hours until you feel like cumming but in reality you have little to no control over when you decide to cum most times.

3. Women like being spanked and manhandled during sex:

This one holds true for most but definitely all females cause women can be very similar and very different when they want to be. So tread carefully, most times some light spanking and hair-pulling can be tolerated and even encouraged. However do not go too far past that unless she says otherwise as you could find yourself in a pretty bad situation such as prison or blue balls.

4. Being a plumber or pizza deliveryman are the best jobs in the world:

I think its probably a well know fact that in most olden porn typically the pizzaman or random plumber gets paid for their services in sex but alas this is only another misconception. In fact I would venture as far as saying that such a blessed situation almost next never happens to them...lol

5. Foreplay isn't that important: 

Got to say this one is another big misconception  as most porn shows sex as this hurried thing that just gets right to the pounding and thrusting. In reality you learn that the ladies like to be teased and touched little by little. Pardon the analogy (lol i said anal) but think of it almost like a pipe (stupid plumber point still stuck in my head) that you slowly turn open that goes from a trickling stream to gushing water.

6. If you aren't screwing hard and fast and making her voice hit them high notes you ain't doing it right:

Dang; why oh why couldn't it be this easy and true all the time? Sadly our concept of constantly hearing a girl moan and writhe in passion is also another misconception that I am willing to admit I bought into hook line and sinker back in the day. However as you mature and find yourself in certain situations you quickly learn how impractical it is and also the effective use of putting a dick in her mouth or having her bite down on a sheet or pillow. Awww yeah...^_^

7. Sex can be had in many a locations: 

Thank god this is so true because I don't think I would want to live in a world where sex is confined to the parameters of your bedroom only. Porn opens our eyes to all the varying places and positions that sex can potentially take place in. Whenever that horny feeling takes over just go with the flow and be open to trying something new which may heighten the enjoyment of the experience.

8. Girls are always horny and ready for sex:

Another one here I know a lot of us men wish was true. This is sadly not the case and as such there typically is a long list of things to do to effectively seduce a woman into bed for sex and ideally a waiting period is involved. Granted there are always exceptions to the rule as just like we enjoy sex females do too and they have needs just like us except they tend to be more reserved about theirs. Well that and they don't have to hide large (sometimes small) protruding objects that clearly show their state of arousal.

9. All girls masturbate: 

God I feel so cheated that this isn't the case. First time I found this out my heart broke and I locked myself in my room and cried for days under my blanket. Ok, maybe i'm over exaggerating a bit but I swear thats what I felt like doing, a small part of me died on the inside cause I knew then and their that such a thing meant that their were girls out there that would never fully experience the joy of having that kind of close personal relationship with their own body.

10. All girls are bi-curious:

After all my years of living i'm still a bit on the fence on this one but i'm gonna have to say this is true. Girls might say they just being girls or just comfortable with one another but meh. I don't buy that shit for a second; at some point or another that bi-curious tingle kicks and they might have a thought her or there to try something but never do. Some brave souls actually take the plunge and give into their curiosity, whether its just a kiss or a grope or full fledged oral and scissoring. The world is your oyster girl do what makes ya feel good; just never give up on the dick is all we ask. Men have little to no problem with bi-curiousness; hell it turns us on in any case half the time.

Well think that I have gone on a bit much regarding all this but i'm sure you have your own experiences and insight into the topic so feel free to comment as well as send the blog to others you think might have an opinion concerning the subject matter or if they at least wanna have a good laugh. If you have any negativity to bring regarding all this its a free country and you can do so but hey at the end of the day...

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Women; Where Do I Even Start...

Hai Hai Hai!!! How y'all doing today? We have gathered together yet again for another random Monday blog; today we will see if we can take a step in the right direction to better understanding some quirks of the female character. Considering since I just got my hands on my copy of Lollipop Chainsaw i'm going to keep this short and sweet so I can can get back to gaming. Feel free to take offense to anything that is about to be said; as offense just like opinions are everywhere so feel free to voice yours if you feel inclined. With that being said I am going to post some vids for your viewing pleasure and then we will do a little yay or nay summary of the video...

Yay or Nay?: Nay. As funny as this was I gotta say Nay cause there is more exxagerated stories in this with not enough truth even though one or two of the points he touched on were spot on. Namely the objectifying of genders and how women tend to avoid directness at times. On to the next one...

Yay or Nay?: Yay. This holds so true most times in our society that its truly ridiculous. it more or less applies both ways but for now since we are on the topic of women we will look at it through the mans eyes. Many times men go the extra mile to do the right thing and take care of their partner and they are mistreated and taken advantage of. So sometimes even though its a battle to be fought by a knight in shining armor sometimes you aren't the right man for the job so you leave the task to someone better qualified.

Yay or Nay?: Nay. These dude have they pearls of wisdom most times but other times they go overboard with this shit cause they players at heart so they see things subjectively instead of objectively. So between all they bad past female experiences and living the single life their view of women as a whole is kind of skewered but then again women are pretty confusing one way or another most times. Just I would say you just got to hold out till you find that one that is worth you going crazy to try and understand.

Yay or Nay?: Yay. Men are simple creatures; which is probably half the reason we find ourselves manipulated by women at times but we just can't cope with complexity when we see life so simply. This is what leads to a lot of the issues that arise between genders. Granted in this video they take a pretty brazen approach to most of their comments but sadly they are mostly true as I am sure whether through experience or knowledge both male and females can attest. Men see it as a simple acronym for what they want in a woman; G.O.O.D.H.E.A.D.

G - Gorgeous

O - Obedient

O - Open-Minded

D - Dependable

H - Honest

E - Educated

A - Affectionate

D - Dedicated

Anywhore; so much for keeping it short, feel free to leave your comments below on what you may agree or disagree with. If you are female and are willing to share your thoughts on how seemingly confusing you are at time then feel free to. Bear in mind that science itself has deemed that female are emotional by nature and make decisions/assumptions based on what they feel in the heat of the moment while men are logical and base their decisions/assumptions on facts or lack there of. So this is as usual just my opinion of the subject matter and how it applies largely to society as a collective; so i'll end this with the words of songstress Keri Hilson...

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