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Monday, September 24, 2012

Just Gonna Let These Gentlemen Handle This

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Well its Monday so you knows we gotta talk about some shit that everyone can relate to but mostly more something for the ladies to read that isn't video game related. First thing i'm going to mention is something I just saw. I feel like its something that most should know but need to be reminded from time to time about, so i'm going to say a few words about it and let you see what I saw that made me want to share it with y'all. So first of all...


That ladies is how you make your significant other feel whenever it is that you deny him the pleasure of  enjoying your body/company/vagina/comfort/presence/etc. Mostly when it is that we want sex and you aren't in the mood though. Now no one is saying that you are obliged or being forced to carry out any of the aforementioned because it is your body after all and you are a loved and respected partner in the relationship. What instead we ask is for you to understand the simple mechanics behind a relationship and how men see certain aspects of a relationship as such. As a man in the relationship we see ourselves having certain duties that we need to fulfill, common ones are being there for you, providing for as many of your needs as possible, defending your honor if needs be etc. A woman also has similar duties/responsibilities comfort, adoration, sex, cooking and so on and so forth. These things have been long since established by society and are not to be taken as disrespectful gender roles but instead as loving guidelines to a happy relationship. Now we all know circumstances are a bitch and things wont always go the intended way but at the end of the day one does not simply walk into Mordor (shoutouts to the LOTR fans out there). So both parties need to understand this first and foremost but what causes a source of contention is when circumstances get more commonplace than the norm which is to be taking place. Hopefully by now I have enlightened you to live a better life with your partner or I have sufficiently confused the fuck out of you. If its the latter fear not as not all men were created equal so let me allow someone else to explain it to the ladies and conversely men as well for it applies to both so to speak.



So yeah; that was courtesy of Trabass_TV. You can follow him on twitter and subscribe to his youtube channel; he is a pretty cool dude. So with that over and done with lets go on to the next one...



With all that touchy-feely stuff out the way I want to talk about perception for a bit. Perception; the ability to see, hear, or become aware of something through the senses. In essence i'm mostly focusing on common sense in this case. If you can perceive yourself as anything what would it be? Many different answers may come from asking this but the real question is do you perceive yourself as a noun or a verb? Or maybe what you question is not how you perceive yourself but truth be told how you want other people to perceive you. This probably doesn't make much sense to you right now but just bear with me for a sec and keep that in mind; after watching this next video it should all make sense.



Ding ding ding!!! So back to what we were saying before; whatever answer you came up with initially what are you actually doing to make that perception a reality for others to see. What makes you personify that which you believe in so dearly? I hope you really took what he said to heart because as much as its funny its pretty much true and its something we each have to look into ourselves and ask. Anywhore this has been your moment of clarity; I command you now to go forth and bring the word of reason to many other still lost in the sea of laziness. Ideally you would be getting a visit from your future self to tell you at some point in your future to shape up and be less of a failure, but since we aren't sure if time travel is gonna be invented lets just skip all that and get cracking on making our future self as awesome as possible.


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Monday, September 17, 2012

Open You Mind, Ears, And Maybe Even Your Legs...

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That my friends is called an 'eargasm'. Few are blessed to experience this sacred and blessed event in their lifetime physically. Most just experience it mentally, count yourself in the lucky few to have witnessed it first hand. Welcome to another random Monday blog here on Zalgo Cometh, felt like touching on something of musical nature today so lets get this popping. Firstly for those that might not know let me define what an 'Eargasm' is. Although self explanatory for anyone who knows what an orgasm feels like  this is not to be confused with as such cause ain't nothing better than a right proper orgasm...^_^

Eargasm:
July 26, 2006
1. noun. The sensation one gets while hearing a dramatic climax in music.
2. noun. The climax of musical excitement.
3. verb. To have an eargasm.

With that out of the way we are going to dig into two up and coming genres of music that are taking the world by storm. These i'm referring to are Dubstep and K-POP. Yes I know for us that are vastly internet savvy this may seem a moot subject but oddly enough this is just a post to inform the masses not the hipsters like us normal internet denizens. At the very least you can refer someone who is a newbie to the subject matter to help them understand the awesomeness that lays in wait for them. If you hadn't figured it out by now I said 'we' earlier as I was implying I have garnered the help of another individual to cover the K-POP side of things in a more detailed manner.




That is Skrillex; not the picture the actual video. Now although by no means the inventor of Dubstep he is the more popular face of Dubstep and has done a lot for the genre and the bringing of it to the public domain. He has many songs that embody the awesomeness of Dubstep and you can go check out his channel right over (here). Now as far as Dubstep goes there are many different explanations trying to label describe or otherwise put human logic to the true meaning of its nature. Some say its robots having sex,  people say it makes the ladies panties drop, others say its music from the devil but I for one think it is just a truth of the universe that you accept and allow to take over you body. Seriously its just music people; plain and simple, it might sound like sweet nectar from the gods but its just awesome music. Towards the end of the decade the genre started to become more commercially successful in the UK, with more singles and remixes entering the music charts. It was at this point we started seeing lots of Dubstep being injected into mainstream culture at large; movies, video games, even simple television commercials had to have a bit of Dubstep. One of the best characteristics of Dubstep, is the 'bass drop'; its normally when the percussion pauses for a second and then comes back with a heavier bass line. It is always very pleasurable to hear one but you really need to hear it on a big sound system to know how good it is. This is usually the main source of 'eargasms' in conjunction with Dubstep music.



Next up on the agenda is K-POP, i'm sure by now most of you would have already seen, heard of, or know Oppa Gangnam Style. The hot new single by PSY that is taking over the world by storm and spreading mainstream knowledge of K-POP and its awesomeness. Currently at over 199 million views on YouTube as of being uploaded on July 15. PSY is a Korean artist and that is what the K in K-POP stands for essentially. Many other songs from the genre are just as catchy and fun to listen, but let me not get too ahead of myself, introducing a true K-POP fan I present to you Pica* (subjects name changed to protect identity).




So since 2008, I’ve been fascinated with the Asian culture by all sorts of medium, manga, anime, drama, music, food oh cant leave that out love my belly too much. It all started with one and led to the others. Music was the last to slap me in the face and called me its bitch, I heard a song from a Korean drama that I loved to death and started youtube’ing  the group who sang it. Then I started finding a lot more people that I really like, mind you I still just know a few words in either Japanese or Korean, still learning the Chinese stuff. What I felt listening to the music was like a deep connection to a culture not my own. Its like the words played in my head and I knew instantly what they were feeling,  and the emotions they wish to convey. Currently I have a lot of songs on my phone that people always wonder what the hell are these, lol but to me I get it, I understand it. I'm happy to say my Jamaican family has started to embrace what I found long ago. Gangnam Style; people soon be like "oh that man is surely a music genius."

Well folks that is the end of our little expose on Dubstep and K-POP. Hope you found it entertaining and informative, if not sorry you fail at life and can't appreciate a new experience. Sucks to be you...

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