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Monday, September 24, 2012

Just Gonna Let These Gentlemen Handle This

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Well its Monday so you knows we gotta talk about some shit that everyone can relate to but mostly more something for the ladies to read that isn't video game related. First thing i'm going to mention is something I just saw. I feel like its something that most should know but need to be reminded from time to time about, so i'm going to say a few words about it and let you see what I saw that made me want to share it with y'all. So first of all...


That ladies is how you make your significant other feel whenever it is that you deny him the pleasure of  enjoying your body/company/vagina/comfort/presence/etc. Mostly when it is that we want sex and you aren't in the mood though. Now no one is saying that you are obliged or being forced to carry out any of the aforementioned because it is your body after all and you are a loved and respected partner in the relationship. What instead we ask is for you to understand the simple mechanics behind a relationship and how men see certain aspects of a relationship as such. As a man in the relationship we see ourselves having certain duties that we need to fulfill, common ones are being there for you, providing for as many of your needs as possible, defending your honor if needs be etc. A woman also has similar duties/responsibilities comfort, adoration, sex, cooking and so on and so forth. These things have been long since established by society and are not to be taken as disrespectful gender roles but instead as loving guidelines to a happy relationship. Now we all know circumstances are a bitch and things wont always go the intended way but at the end of the day one does not simply walk into Mordor (shoutouts to the LOTR fans out there). So both parties need to understand this first and foremost but what causes a source of contention is when circumstances get more commonplace than the norm which is to be taking place. Hopefully by now I have enlightened you to live a better life with your partner or I have sufficiently confused the fuck out of you. If its the latter fear not as not all men were created equal so let me allow someone else to explain it to the ladies and conversely men as well for it applies to both so to speak.



So yeah; that was courtesy of Trabass_TV. You can follow him on twitter and subscribe to his youtube channel; he is a pretty cool dude. So with that over and done with lets go on to the next one...



With all that touchy-feely stuff out the way I want to talk about perception for a bit. Perception; the ability to see, hear, or become aware of something through the senses. In essence i'm mostly focusing on common sense in this case. If you can perceive yourself as anything what would it be? Many different answers may come from asking this but the real question is do you perceive yourself as a noun or a verb? Or maybe what you question is not how you perceive yourself but truth be told how you want other people to perceive you. This probably doesn't make much sense to you right now but just bear with me for a sec and keep that in mind; after watching this next video it should all make sense.



Ding ding ding!!! So back to what we were saying before; whatever answer you came up with initially what are you actually doing to make that perception a reality for others to see. What makes you personify that which you believe in so dearly? I hope you really took what he said to heart because as much as its funny its pretty much true and its something we each have to look into ourselves and ask. Anywhore this has been your moment of clarity; I command you now to go forth and bring the word of reason to many other still lost in the sea of laziness. Ideally you would be getting a visit from your future self to tell you at some point in your future to shape up and be less of a failure, but since we aren't sure if time travel is gonna be invented lets just skip all that and get cracking on making our future self as awesome as possible.


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Monday, June 25, 2012

Time Fi Tun Up The Pum Pum Dem

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-cue the fanfare music- Ladies and gentlemen welcome to another random Monday blog, won't be keeping you too long today as I have a tournament I wanna practice for so need to make time for that. Wanted to write this blog earlier but with international "No Panty Day" and some other matters that took place I had to postpone it. Anywhore today we will be looking at one of the latest phrases to sweep the island of Jamaica. As you should have maybe surmised by now i'm referring to the above music video entitled Pum Pum Tun Up (Turn Up). Now I know I have some readers from across the waters and this may not exactly make much sense to you so I will try to take the time to explain a bit before we get to the meat of the matter so to speak. In my tiny island of Jamaica just like anywhere else we have slang words cast around in our culture as I am sure you do as well; here in Jamaica one of the slang words for a vagina is 'pum pum'. As such when females or males refer to a pum pum that has been, how you say deemed turned up then they are talking about the quality of the pum pum from a wide variety of categories. Whether it may be tight, sticky, meaty, tasty, etc. Granted this is a term of endearment when directed at a lady but some falsely seek to claim that the pum pum in question is truly in fact "tun up". We all know that every vagina is basically different and special in its own way but they all at some point or another share basic qualities. Here is a picture with just a few types that someone has taken the liberty to expound on:
For the full breakdown of each vagina from 1-30 go to: 
http://www.rooshv.com/30-types-of-pussy

So as you can clearly see there are lots and lots of types of vaginas. Just recently it was international no panties day on June 22nd and ladies the world over celebrated and joined the movement to show off their special place to the world. Now as great a day as this is some participation was over exaggerated by certain ladies and as such they weren't necessarily qualified to be that proud showing off their goods. As such various mediums came forward to make it known just exactly what criteria needed to be met and what determines if the pum pum in question is 'tun up'. Shoutouts to  and  aka Trabass_TV for their comedic and truthful views on the subject matter of their video. Hopefully my foreign readers will have no issue understanding.



With that lil tidbit out of the way lets get back on track; back to the turning up of the pum pum. I don't how this came to be so popular or when girls stopped using the car types to grade their pussies; with terms Benz punnany and Taxi punnany, but it is clear that they have no moved on. Typically with slang it is open to a wide variety of uses and interpretation but lets see if we can narrow down a clear cut criteria to base using the term 'pum pum tun up' for. Sadly i'm noticing that there is seemingly no clear cut negative term for the turning up of the pum pum but I guess logic would say that its a turned down pum pum I guess. Somehow it doesn't seem to have the same power behind it and I guess that is why every one is throwing around the term loosely. This is where our next video comes into play to help breakdown some of the do's and don'ts of a pum pum weh tun up; pardon the patois I just got tired of trying to say that in proper English.



With all that said and done I hope we have all learnt something whether you are male or female and you can effectively classify the quality of any pum pum in question and educate other on the subject matter as well. As always thanks for reading if you made it this far and hopefully you were entertained somewhere in between the top of the page and this last word here...


P.S. OK so I lied about that being the last word; if you didn't enjoy the blog though here is a smiley face just for you ^_^. Bitches love smiley faces....
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